By Laura Levine
Whilst writer-for-hire Jaine Austen indicators directly to script vows for the final word Bridezilla, "I do's" quickly turn into "I want I hadn't's"--and curtains for the bride spell a veil of woes for Jaine... Jaine's accredited her percentage of lame gigs to pay the money owed, yet rewriting Shakespeare's received to be an rock bottom. The fiasco starts with a choice from Jaine's high-school nemesis, uber wealthy uber witch Patti Devane. it kind of feels Patti will quickly be sashaying down the aisle with one other former classmate from Hermosa excessive, and she'd just like the trade of vows to rouse Romeo and Juliet...except with out the "downer" of an finishing. Even worse than the project itself is facing Patti as a shopper. at the least Jaine's now not by myself, as no one can stand the not easy, spoiled, and enormously impolite Bridezilla from Hell. Patti's controlled to rack up an amazingly lengthy checklist of enemies very quickly, no longer the least of whom comprise her potential better half's mother, the soon-to-be ex-wife of Patti's stolen soon-to-be groom, and near to everybody desirous about the marriage arrangements. So it's not a whole shock while the erstwhile Juliet plunges to her demise in the course of her balcony scene. The loosened bolts that introduced down the bride have been basically an act of sabotage--what's now not so noticeable is whom, between Patti's a variety of haters, devoted this homicide so much foul. used to be it the caterer she threatened to spoil? The bridesmaid tossed out of the marriage social gathering for being too overweight? Jaine's made up our minds to profit the truth--if in basic terms to finish the hideous stroll down reminiscence lane kicked off by way of her organization with Patti. among warding off advances from the nerd of her highschool nightmares and knowing how one can cease Prozac the cat from corrupting the victim's puppy Poodle, Jaine's involvement consequently retains veering among comedy and tragedy. that's, until eventually one other physique is discovered--and the killer starts off laying plot for a last act--starring Jaine...